The Rise Of Skywalker: The Review

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/24/2019 at 19:07 • Filed to: None

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I would say spoilers but

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 19:22

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It had some nice fight choreography, but it earned every scathing review it’s received. Also, I noticed some really half-assed CGI to real integration seams in the 3D version I watched. It was not good. My question is: did no one at Disney have the balls to tell J.J. His movie was a steaming pile of crap, or did they just not care? 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/24/2019 at 19:30

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They gave noooooo fucks. What a gigantic pile of shit

CTSenVy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 19:53

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At times it felt like they crammed 2 movies into one and didn’t double check to make sure it made sense.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 19:58

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I’ve seen worse, but it was NOT a good movie... Especially disappointing given how good Last Jedi was. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CTSenVy 12/24/2019 at 20:07

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I saw it with my cousin and I agree with him: “that felt like it was all three movies just edited into one”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/24/2019 at 20:21

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Here's all that matters: $$$$$$$$$

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 20:27

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I really didnt think it was that bad, but there was A WHOLE LOT of questionable decisions. Leaving the theater I enjoyed it more than The Last Jedi

That said, Rogue One was BY FAR t he bes t Disney star wars

Grindintosecond > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 20:37

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Even knowing this, I'm still gonna pay to watch the end. So it's guaranteed money. Guaranteed greenlight. 

Poor_Sh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 20:43

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It felt like a marvel movie, which is not what I want in a star wars movie. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Poor_Sh 12/24/2019 at 20:51

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Well since force users are now superheroes sure

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 21:19

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Everything the critics said is true. And I thoroughly enjoyed it. 

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 21:25

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My wife hates it - doesn’t like they seemingly “backtracked” from some of the themes in the last Jedi, (which I thought was choppy, really under used the Ray character and kinda just flubbed the ending .) I just tell folks to go watch all of the prequels , and maybe Return of the Jedi too just to level set your expectations...  One more thing we can fight about! :)

Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 21:35

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Well, this post just read reinforces my inclination to make this the first ever Star Wars movie I’ll wait to see when it streams.  

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 22:46

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I enjoyed it. It had problems like nearly all scifi stories.

If the three originals came out today they would be viewed far less favorably than what super fans and time have  turned them in to.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Poor_Sh 12/24/2019 at 22:51

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God damnit, just learned that the writer also did Batman vs Superman and Justice League. Makes so much since now

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/24/2019 at 23:20

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Given that I’m old enough to have seen the very first one in the cinema...

...the ambivalence is strong in this one.

Grindintosecond > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2019 at 01:13

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That would  have been a thanks but no thanks for any reputable company interview.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 12/25/2019 at 01:15

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I didn't watch Last Jedi until it was available on a Delta Airlines flight. Very happy I didn't bother to pay to watch it in theatres. Truly bad film.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/25/2019 at 01:28

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I wasn’t happy with it either. 

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/26/2019 at 02:43

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I enjoyed it for the popcorn pew-pews, but really..........bring back Rian Johnson.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/26/2019 at 09:53

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It was fine. Not particularly great, not awful. At least there was some semi-rational explanation for them riding the horsey-things across the deck of the cruiser.